Sex, Drugs and Death Eater Rock

As you people probably know, my consensual Malfoycest obsession is absolute, total and all-consuming. As I this time avoid endless ranting about the endless virtues and pure awesomeness of consensual Lucius/Draco, I'll settle to a single sentence. Malfoycest equals Divinity.

However, I have recently found interest in other possibilites of incest in HP fanfiction. I do really love the idea of writing some Lestrangecest slash, especially as both Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange are only background characters and therefore I can come up with about any kind of believable characterization and Lestrangecest also offers me an excellent opportunity to write about the times of the Dark Lord's first reign.

Blackcest holds certain appeal to me too. As I've fallen in love with both Narcissa and Bellatrix, that would probably be an excellent pairing for my first attempt at femmeslash, which I consider a challenge. Also I'd be able to write bloodsports (yep, one of my kinks) as my portrayal of both Bella and Cissy includes a strong connection between blood and sex. On the other hand, I'd like the idea of Regulus being rather evil on Sirius. As I really am not fond of the latter and I would love the idea of giving something nice, evil fun for young Regulus (I have this feeling that Sirius was quite a fucking bastard to his brother too ...IMNSHO it'd fit in his character), so with possibly help from Regulus' Death Eater friends would give him an excellent opportunity to bite back ...very painfully, especially in ways to shatter Sirius' pride.

Weasleycest. Forced Weasleycest as my feelings towards Purebloods with sympathies towards Blood-treason are rather hateful. The flavours of disgust and self-hatred... oh, sweet love.

I'd probably have to make this an AU but hey, there is nothing wrong with good AU, especially because IMNSHO after the terribly clichéd "a few goody two-shoes win a battle against competent and experienced Death Eaters" ...a cliché that I really, really hate (not to mention that Lucius ended up being in Azkaban and at the time it made me feel so absolutely down that I have never felt anything like that if some of my pals have been in jail ...and at the time I read every single one fic I found that described Lucius' escape from Azkaban) ...argh, back to original sentence: let's just say that the only scenes I liked after that were Draco breaking Harry's nose (mmmh... good non-con or dubcon potential there, I actually have in my mind a whole storyline which starts ...or in a way ends in that scene. *tries to be mysterious:D*), the glimpses about Tom Riddle and Dumbledore's death. (At that time when I didn't know it was a mercy killing.)

Poor Weasel and his sidekick syndrome: As I have non-con scored 2/3 of the Golden Trio, I so have Ron's arse on my hitlist, especially because I have almost completed storyline and even kennahijja's permission to use one of her wonderful ideas to use in this fic.

Well, Lucius seems to do his "undefeated champion in mindfuck"-thing:

However, I am really in love with my rather nasty idea about the reason why Arthur Weasley hates Lucius Malfoy to the point of pathological frenzy...

And after I read the very brilliant "Corpus Delicti" by Khirsah (@ restrictedsection.org) with perfect psycho!Lucius and I just fell in love. (I haven't used this concept because I've written mostly about older Lucius ...might have something to do with my absolute Malfoycest obsession. Anyway, older psycho!Lucius is a concept I consider being totally OOC.)

Okay, he appears somewhat reckless in "Stygian Narcosis" (yeah, shameless self-promotion here:D), but he is younger and one can even think he is a little psycho there but he's not, that is just one of middle parts of my very vague Snucius storyline (I've halfway written the end of the reason why Lucius behaves like that but that really is not enough.)

Well, I got this non DH-compliant psycho!Draco idea (which I consider even somewhat original, I haven't read any psycho!Draco -drop me a note if you know any good ones, please?-) and when I got AU (<- not completely but quite AU still) idea how to combine older psycho!Lucius with my psycho!Draco and therefore being able to write really, really twisted consensual Malfoycest with other unwilling participants and total insanity... oh, joy!

All hail Internet!
1. I think I don't have to pester luciusmistress that much to invent garbled Latin names for my spells because I've decided to use garbled Enochian in rare Dark Art spells ...I found really great Enochia/English wordbook!
2. I love English nursery rhymes and I also found absolutely great site where is also explained the origins of those rhymes and as they tend to be very morbid, they are absolutely great material for that psycho!fic mentioned above and those would fit rather nicely in some dark!fics too.

My budget is going straight (Het? EWWW! <- note to myself, at least try to avoid bad puns in the middle of a fukken sentence) to the Eternal Void, my apartment has changed its state from being "messy" to being "so chaotic I guess I could summon Azathoth here". I think that even I don't believe that I have a floor anymore. At least I am not able to see it.

Well, the only things I am worried about are my WIPs, my rather lousy grammar and my limited vocabulary. (The problems of a writer whose native language is not English. Argh, now I sound like I am trying to make pitiful excuses for worse parts in my fanfiction. I hate myself and I want to dieXD) Oh, and how to manage to keep my LJ account and my IJ account in balance, especially as they certainly end up being mirror images of each other anyway.

On the other news, my muse seems to be back again. I have IMO rather beautiful, somewhat poetic ficlet about young Tom Riddle in its first draft phase. And I even invented a new, great Dark Art curse ...in a very garbled Enochia. Go me.