Sex, Drugs and Death Eater Rock

Rule One: Thou shalt not read http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com ...especially anything related to furries, diaperfurries or shitting dick nipples over there if thou want to be able write pr0n in future. I really, really hope that the DXM I drank a while a go will help or I have to Obliviate myself of bleach my brain. I especially hope that I don't have to resort to the latter solution as I already had to Draco my hair again and and I'm rapidly running out of bleach.

Also I sort of fucked up my time with my psychiatrist (means, I was so late that there was no point going there anymore ...something to do with hair wax and choosing clothes that happened to fit in with my current mindset) who, by the way happens to make Ilsa the She-Wolf of SS appear like a fucking Florence Nightingale. Okay, that was quite rude thing to say about dear Ilsa. To be perfectly honest, I would like to slit her throat open with a tea spoon (no, not trying to be sarcastic here, it just would be rather painful). Well, actually no problems there as I am going to tell the bastards over there that I have a really terrible flu.

If anyone can find a point in this post, he/she can have my abortion if I happen to get so unlucky.

TITLE: That Which Disturbs Your Soul You Must Not Suffer
AUTHOR: at the time very frustrated ms_anthropy
PAIRING: Draco/Hermione
SUMMARY: Confront and conquest your fears. (timeline: PoA)
WARNINGS: NC-17: HET, chan, non-con, violence, humiliation
DISCLAIMER: J.K. Rowling and a lot of big companies own the Potterverse and all its characters. ("These insane Muggle creatures think we are bloody house-elves or something? Beats me." -Draco) I do not, nor I am getting any profit from this. Some satisfaction, though. Anyway, suing me is complete waste of time and life.

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...bloody hell, that was fitting!



Okay, this will be my official statement: